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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

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thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

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thatfunnyblog:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—    Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via dingyfeathers)

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

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mydrunkkitchen:

Literally what I was raised to believe

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“ When someone introduces you to their passion, they’re not just sharing an activity with you that they hope you might like. They’re trusting you enough to let you enter their world, a world they wish to share very selectively. It takes a great deal of vulnerability to do this.

Whether you’re into the activity or not, show them the respect and appreciation they rightly deserve. ”